Look, It’s a Day in Honor of Me!

It’s finally here, and I’m flattered.  A day to celebrate me, April Fool’s Day!  No, not the other umpteen however many people who feel like I do, it’s my day!  Darn it….

I not that I’m big on practical jokes or pranks, but I won’t turn down the opportunity when given the chance.  It’s the odd, out of the ordinary way I view myself that makes me feel like a day with fool in its name is my day.

That being said, I’m not going to expose the inadequacies that prove my point – at least not at this time.  I will however, encourage everyone to make it a great day.  Go ahead, be like me!  Well, not that kind of fool - pull a prank!

If feel the need to do so, but you are wondering what to do to prank someone, here are some ideas:

My favorite:  Look up the phone number to a local mortuary and present it to a co-worker with a simple phone message to the effect of, call Mira Maynes at xxx-xxxx.  This has been successful for me on at least two occasions.

Our office phone system makes this next idea easy to perform:  Take some clear tape and tape down the off-hook button that rests underneath the earpiece of the phone handset.  The first call for the victim with the taped down button is good for a laugh or two.

I found a site with some other mostly harmless options to consider.  Harmless - depending on the attitude of the person being tricked, that is.

I have school age kids who are no doubt going to pull a trick on me when I get home from work.  Sometimes it works and I bite - hook, line and sinker.  I’m actually looking forward to it.  It will also be great to be myself and pass it off as just celebrating the day, instead of explaining away my awkwardness. Again. Day after day …. Can’t every day be April Fool’s Day?

Playing for Pizza by John Grisham

Who doesn’t love the classic underdog story? In the face of crushing defeat we find our hero grasping at any chance to rise above. He joins an unlikely group of men in a foreign country, hoping to ride out the ridicule back home until the next big opportunity. The deck is stacked against his new companions, together they battle their way through difficulty not imagined.

When given the chance to follow his dream, I was very impressed with the pride of organization and team shown by our star, Rick, by choosing to stay with his commitment instead of taking a selfish path. He’s still not perfected as we soon learn, but he is maturing. No life and death consequences exist, but I was happy to see him caring for the dreams of others more than his own.

A quick read compared to many of Grisham’s other works, I enjoyed the easy light feel of this novel. I would guess that a book like this is as fun to write as it was to read. In its own way this story reminded me to look around and see what can be done for the benefit of others. Doing just that improves attitude and more than likely the outcome.

Scary-Spookies

I don’t mind being scared from time to time, it keeps the adrenalin flowing. Sometimes I even seek it out. I don’t like bloody horror flicks, but I like to watch a movie with some creepy twists and turns. For example, when the aliens suck people off the face of the earth in The Forgotten, or when unexplained things happen in Dragonfly. The Others’ and Sixth Sense are among my favorites in that genre. Paranormal investigation shows are also of interest to me.

The funny thing is that I startle easy. Seeing someone pop up from somewhere I didn’t expect can produce a hilarious reaction – for them. It kind of annoys me. I prefer the slow methodical entry into a creepy feeling.  My daughter has taken pity on me and has not laid in wait for me as much as she used to, but just the other day I was walking from room to room in broad daylight and without even half trying she startled me.

A few nights ago it was very late and it was time to call the cat in for the night. I went to the garage and at the back door I hesitated a moment, because I had been watching a paranormal investigation program on television. I knew that I wouldn’t come face to face with a boogeyman when I opened that door, but it was a bit creepy nonetheless.

With the back door open to the moonless night, I began calling for the cat. He likes to roam around the back yard or beyond, and it can take a little while for him to get to the house. As I was standing there, calling and peering into the darkness, from another part of town I heard a horrible bellow. Fitting for the moment, it was just a very vocal cow with an unusual wailing tone. Animal noises are part of our little farming community, but knowing the source did nothing to ease my mind about the situation.

The cat took his own sweet time to travel the distance to where I stood, and finally we were all locked and secured for the night. My nervousness over the situation eased. Thinking about that experience of feeling scared to be out in the dark, and the “charge” that came with it, my mind went back in time and recalled similar memories of my youth.

I had a friend my age living on the same block. I don’t remember how it began, but one of our occasional pastimes was to create that feeling of fright, on purpose, by wandering around in the dark of night.  When one of us happened to be at the others’ home after dark and could find nothing better to do, the game was on! We called it Scary-Spookies.

The goal was to see how far we could walk into the darkness of the backyard before we lost control of our faculties and ran back to the house, screaming all the way. The contagious effect of fear seldom let one of us continue very far after the other had “bugged out”, and that was the best part anyway. The great times of youth!

Many times I have found myself feeling that same way when I have been outside in the dark, feeding the cows on a pitch black night, or for other reasons. At those times I have often remembered this game we used to play as kids. Who knows, the next time I might just bolt and run, for old time’s sake. Yelling would be mandatory, of course.

Articles in Print

From time to time I post to a Cache Valley Citizen Journalism site, Your Cache Valley.

The following articles have been posted to that site, and have also ended up in the local newspaper, the Herald Journal:

The Broker, by John Grisham

I have finished my second reading of THE BROKER by John Grisham.

I really enjoy Grisham’s ability to tell a story.  It had been quite awhile since my first reading of this novel, and I found the experience was as enjoyable as reading it the first time.

I continue reading Grisham’s work because he can weave a story that pulls me in.  I am often at odds with the choices the characters make and the overall outcome – the bad choice and minimal accountability scenario – of some of his stories.  I can usually overlook that because I don’t feel that the purpose of the story is to promote the lifestyle that produces such choices and outcomes.

“Marco” if that is his real name … with potential for danger looming closer and closer, thrust into a situation he can not control, wins me to his cause because of the vulnerability he feels.  His resourcefulness in a difficult situation is also laudable.  I also enjoyed sampling another culture through the pages of this book.

I was so interested in the day-to-day events of the story that I was seldom anxious to discover the mystery that had started it all in the first place.  When it was time to reveal the key pieces of the puzzle it was done quickly and appropriately, not belaboring the point.

I will definitely put this back on the list of re-reads, and expect to enjoy it even more the third time.

A Victory That Wasn’t

I am proud of myself!  I took some time and manipulated a theme to make it do what I wanted it to do.  I am hacker, hear me roar!

Well, it’s a hollow victory, because in the first place I didn’t write the code for the template. I used a freeware theme. I didn’t design the base images.  I didn’t understand how to craft the lines of code that make it do what it is supposed to do.

I did however find a way to make it into a 3 column template.  Well not exactly the way I wanted it to look, but close.  I may take up that torch another time.

I did create a snappy header and footer that matches my blog title.  I’m pretty proud of that.

But what I’m most amazed at is how many times I viewed the site to see what this tweak or that adjustment would do …..

Obsessive-Compulsive is a disease.  Incurable. Terminal.   Oh crap, I think that new column isn’t shaded consistently with the other two …..  Here we go again!

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  • Update: Hamburger in Training

    Well, my engineered feeder-tromper-stopper failed after a few days.  I went out to feed Sunday morning and one side of the structure had been knocked away by a hungry heifer, with the offender stuck in a position that I knew would take some extrication work.  I must say that this will be the last year we feed animals on that side of the corral without a better system in place.

    Apologies for not having a photo of the device when it was operational, but it was sheer genius …. just not appreciated by the animal kingdom.  Stomach over brain in this case.

    I did snap a photo this morning of the reason I began my quest for a fix that would keep the cows out of the hay.

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    That’s right, bucko, you’ve been caught with your feet in the feed box …..  I don’t care how sad you look …. oh well, what’re you gonna do?

    I must say that because of Saturday’s experience with our beloved cat, I didn’t even get upset Sunday morning when I had to get in the corral and remove the barrier and help get the cow out of the mire, so to speak.

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    Smokey

    Today we had a scare.  A really big scare. 

    We needed to go to Tremonton to work on a school project for Justin.  He had been invited to a friends house, so we were to leave around 3:00 after picking him up there.  We had everything needed with us and we retrieved the boy and worked our way out of town.

    About 1 block from home we came across a cat that had been hit crossing the road.  It was dead, and that is sad enough, but it was remarkably similar in appearance to our cat, Smokey.  We stopped, I got out to investigate.  I nudged the poor cat’s body off of the road and examined it.  I just wasn’t sure, but it had some features that made me think it was our cat.

    We went home and looked around for Smokey.  We couldn’t stay long because Janet’s dad was waiting for us to help us with Justin’s project.  In the short amount of time available, we were not able to find Smokey.

    We had to leave.  The trip to Tremonton and back was very sad.  Krystal just loves Smokey so much and I think Justin does too, he just doesn’t admit it.  I wasn’t sold on him at first, but I’m a softy and I too was feeling a pit in my stomach at the possibility he was gone.

    There was a sliver of hope, but we were all upset about seeing an almost perfect match of Smokey, expired on the road.  We had an opportunity to talk to Justin and Krystal about losing something you love.  We finished the project and headed home.  Justin and I were going to feed the cows and Janet and Krystal were to leave for errands in Logan.

    While we were out feeding Justin came to me and said, “I just heard a meow from under the tarp”  I was quite surprised by that, and with the breeze causing the tarp to rustle, I wasn’t sure if he was hearing correctly.  I went over to investigate and there was Smokey, next to the haystack under the tarp!

    We had a very happy reunion and Justin ran to the house to tell Krystal before they left for Logan.  We are sad for the loss of the other cat who may have been someone’s pet.  We felt like we had lost something important to us and we feel bad if someone else has lost their cat.  We are so glad Smokey is okay, and hope that he is okay for a long time to come.

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    The Last Casualty, Remembered

    Photos courtesy Gordon Anderson with appreciation for permission to use in this post:

    Fire doesn’t strike in my home town very often, at least structure fires don’t.  When they do occur, it’s an event that is so in-frequent that it leaves a lasting memory.  I can remember a fire that I watched when I was very young.  I don’t have a crystal clear memory of it, but I remember my mom loading us in the car and we drove the few blocks to watch the fire department battle the flames.

    My dad was on the department back then.  Maybe mom went to keep an eye out for him and see if he was okay, more than to watch the struggle. Now I am a member of the department. I think my wife feels that same way even though she doesn’t make her way to watch – she just worries from a distance.

    A memory that stands out is the last time our town experienced the loss of a home to fire.  Almost 4 years ago, the slumber of many a firefighter was interrupted to answer the call.  A home in our sleepy little community was burning, its occupant alerted to the dangerous situation by his cat.  Built just after the turn of the century - a museum of memories and possessions handed down for years - was on fire.

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    A first alarm structure fire in our town results in our two neighboring departments being summoned at the same time as our firefighters are paged.  It's always better to cancel them if they are not needed, versus waiting for them to arrive if they are not called early enough.

    Fire attack began in earnest and soon the visible fire inside was extinguished.  It was realized that the fire had made its way through the walls into the attic and with no fire breaks to check its progress it was going to be a job.  A second alarm was transmitted, bringing more firefighters from another neighboring community, and then a bit later a special call for a ladder truck was made.

    Racing against time, crews rotated into the upstairs rooms to pull down the lathe and plaster in order to reach the remaining fire.  With a significant head start and aided by the near century old mode of construction, the fire was winning.

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    Daylight came, and when the smoke lessened it was a beautiful morning.  Clear and bright - except for the mood surrounding the block where firefighters were beginning to take up tools and hose, preparing to head back to their stations and back to the routine of the weekday. 

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    Thankfully life was not lost, but lives would indeed be altered.  A home was rendered un-livable and though many items were saved from the home, many others were destroyed.

    Structure fires in our little town don’t happen very often, and we are extremely grateful for that.  But when they do, we know what to expect:  The pagers will alert, the firefighters will come – from wherever they are stationed, and a battle will be waged.  Sometimes the fire wins, other times the firefighters win and maybe the occasional “draw” will be declared.

    This specific incident is different from other fires our department has responded to because the address and the names are unique.  My memory of this incident recalls the escape of the occupant; the efforts of the firefighters; the care from the EMT’s; the concern for the homeowner from the neighbors - I hope those things are always the same.

    This story was posted on Your Cache Valley, and in the Herald Journal.

    Hamburger in Training?

    This year we have housed a group of yearling heifers from my brother’s herd.  My brother has the remaining animals in his feedlot, enjoying the calving season that is coming to a close.  We’re just helping out with this group over the winter.  It’s been a fun time, but there are a few more with us this year and it has forced a feeding arrangement be made in one of the pens, that is not as successful as we had hoped.

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    Last year in this pen we had the herd bull and two yearlings bunking together.  A one-animal feed bunk was built and we also used an old culvert section in a corner of the corral.  (See the photo above) The problem is that the culvert has a section that has been turned down and that allows the animals to step into the middle of the culvert with their front feet and reach the furthest-in hay.  It also allows them to step on the closest-in hay and render it inedible, even to cow standards.

    It was a problem last year, but with a 2000+ pound bull in the corral pretty much doing whatever he wanted, we didn’t try to alter the ability to misuse the culvert feeding bunk.  This year we have put up with it as long as we can, but no more!  We are tired of the wasted hay caused by mucky feet standing on it when the cows walk into the feeder to eat.

    I tried one solution a few weeks ago, but it was not successful. The cows were able to step over the obstruction, but not able to pick up their front legs high enough to back out.  I realized that problem shortly after constructing this first barrier and had to rescue the stranded beast and then remove the board.

    Tonight I had a little time to devote to the project and I think I may have fixed it up good.  At least none of the residents of the west side pen tried to get in the culvert tonight.  We’ll see how well it works, but hopefully we can save some hay.  I’ll post a photo of the new contraption tomorrow night.  Cross your fingers!

    If this doesn’t hold up and stop them from tromping on the hay, I know what to do …..   Ketchup, anyone?