Genealogy Lesson

I found this joke in my email inbox and wanted to share, because it just made me laugh off a bit of the pain of the local Aggies close-but-no-cigar loss last night.

I quote:

"A little girl asked her mother, How did the human race appear? The mother answered, God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so mankind was  made.

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, Mom, how is it
possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Papa said they developed from monkeys?

The mother answered, Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

I hope you enjoyed it (even if you've heard it before).